Another Round of Golf Anyone?

Over the summer, it was brought to my attention that Patrick (my current roommate) looks very much like Nick Jonas, the youngest (and might I add most talented of the) Jonas Brother(s). This was brought to my attention by Ms. Sara Machi. Who I think really likes the Jonas Brothers. Well, they've been everywhere lately, those JB's. On Conan, SNL, the Grammys, everywhere. And I told Patrick that at some point, we were going to go the mall and dress him up LIKE a Jonas Brother and take pictures to send to Sara in the UK. This is our story:

We went to the Ridgmar Mall the the Niemans, and they had the perfect Jonas Brothers clothes in their tiny tiny mens department. But unfortunately, Patrick is tiny and they didn't carry any sizes that fit him, which made me very mad because there were these perfect white pants and vest and paisley shirts and everything. So we went to Macys.

Macy's also doesn't carry Patricks size in anything. Apparently dpt. stores sizes for dudes starts at 32 and he's like a 28. He's like a size 0 in girl pants. Macys was an utter waste of time but this mannequin was there. Is he about to be hit in the groin?



Is he getting head? Nobody knows. But we didn't set him up like this. He was already in this position.

The lady at Macys said we should try the Banana Republic, which we did. And while I wasn't as pleased with the selection there, they did have ascots. And white pants. So, I made it work.

Nick Jonas has more afro.

Then we went to Blue Mesa, I had too many blue margaritas, went home and went to sleep. The end.