Another Round of Golf Anyone?: January 2009

27 January 2009

VomitAlert

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman. Grosses me out, and makes me remember why I became a vegetarian in the first place. I'm eating meat again now, it's hard for me to watch while eating a BLT. Or anything, really. But he is a super cool guy.

Here's a list of foods Andrew Zimmerman eats while people film him as interpreted by me:

beating frog heart

tarantulas

live lobster

"goober burger" (O.I.T.U.S.)

chicken uterus

suckling pig ear -- grossest thing I've ever seen

scorpions

mayonnaise fondue and milkshake

"unborn chicken egg"

stingray (which I will admit, I have eaten. I do not recommend Stingray) (I also think that Stingrays are the kittens of the sea and was very upset when I found out what I ate was a stingray. I thought it was something else)

turtles

rats

lots of balls. I did not draw anything for this because Natalie Dee and Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner already did it right. Please check out this site, Andrew Zimmerman Ate My Balls. I <3>

I love this guy.

// posted by Sage @ 9:14 PM 1 Comments

25 January 2009

Cabinfever

I haven't been out of the house much lately. Well, for work. I only leave for work. Work has been insane. Oh, I do leave sometimes for American Idol at Alex and Jro's. Other than that, I'm usually just "B-E-A-T. Get ready to ignite". So, I spend a lot of time with my cat and roommate. And Harry Potter. Sometimes, all three. This is leading to alot of posts about my cat. My cat is my bff. Which, for realz, I know, it's sad. I know anyone reading this is SOOOO over my cat. But I'm not. She's just a baby, and I love her. Too much.

Patty and I were watching this movie featuring the guy that played Richard, the hotel tycoon Samantha loved in SATC. It's called "The Warriors". That's how he pitched it to me: "He's in Sex and the City." Like he's dangling some candy in my face, me -- arms crossed over my OshKoshBgosh's. It worked, and I liked it a lot, it was pretty cool. And then the cat started watching it to. She's been watching a lot of TV lately. She's watching Roseanne right now. With me, I'm watching Roseanne too.

Anyway, I think it's funny when my cat's attention span lasts long enough to actually watch tv. Also, I got cable this morning, well Satellite. Hoorays! And I just saw a commercial for this:

It's the Vagisil At Home Vaginal Screening Kit. Sorry dudes. Ladies, if you're having discharge that is ANYWHERE close to ANY of these colors...please seek medical attention immediately. Instead of going to CVS, wandering discreetly through the isles, gingerly grabbing the Vagisil At Home Vaginal Screening Kit, driving home, doing WHATEVER THE HELL you have to do to get a sample, and waiting around for it to read, rather than wasting that hour...just go to the nearest hospital or military base because I'm pretty sure you are turning into the Cloverfield monster. Or you are a dead person. Gross.

// posted by Sage @ 3:51 AM 0 Comments

19 January 2009

Brownies

Jro and I made brownies. Magic brownies, with raspberry filling. And all I had was this heart shaped pan. And they were beautiful. And we devoured them, Jro, Alex, myself, Jro and Alex's new neighbor Aaron who is super cool, and Patrick played video games and refused to eat them because he "doesn't eat brownies. Or cake. It's a texture thing."

Whatever, Patrick. Whatever.

// posted by Sage @ 4:51 PM 0 Comments

17 January 2009

Catsloveme

1) I bought Johns mattress when he moved to NYC. My dad and I put my old mattress by the dumpster in the parking lot. It's just sitting out there, and every day I walk past it to my car, I grow less and less nostalgic. There is just no room in a twin. 2)I am the mother of all cats.

As I was walking to my car the other day, I saw this image. And chuckled because I know...the cats knew it was mine. Because cats love me.

Sequence to follow.

*No this blog is not about cats.

// posted by Sage @ 10:29 PM 0 Comments

08 January 2009

IronyandKetchup

It's been a while friends. Here's some ketchup for your hamburgers and hot dogs. Sisters thanksgiving. Chips, dip, PTA's Magnolia. Nice.

During this time there were many kitty photo shoots. Here is some un-edited footage of those shoots. Cat. Two converse. You can tell which is a boy and which is a girl because the girl has leopard print.

No, this cat is not about my blog. I mean this blog is not about my cat. She just has a lot going on right now.

Sometimes she sits like this and she's an old man. She has a pooch. She isn't fat though, guys. She just has alot of skin.

Ok, so this shoot occurred during an attempt at watching Milo and Otis. Great movie, if you like baby animals. And who doesn't? Anywhom...my cat realizes that there are animals on TV and is FIGURATIVELY glued to the TV for a good 10 minutes. Hilarious. She keeps moving closer and closer until she's inside the coffee table. I have a video of this occurrence, but it's very dark. I'm going to add it anyway. It was so cute. My cat loves movies about cats. And dogs. On a raft going down a river in Japan in 1986.

I took this so I could do this:

Ella on a keyboard in space. For the real Cat on a Keyboard in space, see this link. What you see when you die. And enjoy, because nothing makes my day quite like this link.

Christmas happened. This was my tree. I took Candie's advice from her blog about ornaments and things and got tiny plastic candy canes and hung them on my tiny tree. And silver bells. See above.

Happy After Christmas Target Clearance section. She was not having this. No, this blog is not about my cat.

Pissed. And now onto the Irony:

So, I've been a little blue lately. And "blues" sounds a lot like "booze". Today after work I grabbed a 1/2 40 of Mickeys, otherwise known as a can. But this was no ordinary can, it's a collector can. An MMA (what is this?) collector can. Featuring BJ Penn, the Hawaiian Prodigy. And BJ Penn says (on the can of Mickey's) "Never Give Up".