Another Round of Golf Anyone?: IronyandKetchup

08 January 2009

IronyandKetchup

It's been a while friends. Here's some ketchup for your hamburgers and hot dogs. Sisters thanksgiving. Chips, dip, PTA's Magnolia. Nice.

During this time there were many kitty photo shoots. Here is some un-edited footage of those shoots. Cat. Two converse. You can tell which is a boy and which is a girl because the girl has leopard print.

No, this cat is not about my blog. I mean this blog is not about my cat. She just has a lot going on right now.

Sometimes she sits like this and she's an old man. She has a pooch. She isn't fat though, guys. She just has alot of skin.

Ok, so this shoot occurred during an attempt at watching Milo and Otis. Great movie, if you like baby animals. And who doesn't? Anywhom...my cat realizes that there are animals on TV and is FIGURATIVELY glued to the TV for a good 10 minutes. Hilarious. She keeps moving closer and closer until she's inside the coffee table. I have a video of this occurrence, but it's very dark. I'm going to add it anyway. It was so cute. My cat loves movies about cats. And dogs. On a raft going down a river in Japan in 1986.

I took this so I could do this:

Ella on a keyboard in space. For the real Cat on a Keyboard in space, see this link. What you see when you die. And enjoy, because nothing makes my day quite like this link.

Christmas happened. This was my tree. I took Candie's advice from her blog about ornaments and things and got tiny plastic candy canes and hung them on my tiny tree. And silver bells. See above.

Happy After Christmas Target Clearance section. She was not having this. No, this blog is not about my cat.

Pissed. And now onto the Irony:

So, I've been a little blue lately. And "blues" sounds a lot like "booze". Today after work I grabbed a 1/2 40 of Mickeys, otherwise known as a can. But this was no ordinary can, it's a collector can. An MMA (what is this?) collector can. Featuring BJ Penn, the Hawaiian Prodigy. And BJ Penn says (on the can of Mickey's) "Never Give Up".