30 November 2008
Birthday
I'm trying a new format. The lovely lady bartenders, Janell and Kristin. They are the coolest. And pretty hot too.
Joey. Groovy. Patrick and I told Joey he needed to unbutton his shirt a little and show some chest hair, which he did. Then the door guy Matt came over and fixed Joeys collar, which he did in kind of a gay way. Then Joey was transformed into 70's Joey. 
Connie and Shelby drinking Absinthe! We have Absinthe at the bar now and I don't like it but I talked them into drinking it I guess. Things started getting fuzzy around this point. Isn't Shelby so 70's and beautiful with her natural Afro?
The dudes. Jarrod, Chris, Brian, Brendon, and the two I don't remember their names. The dudes.
The ladies. Hampton and Kerri. Hampton got me a super cute locket for my birthday. I'm going to put her picture in it. I love these loverly ladies.
And my sister Jill came! And so did Jimmy! And I was getting a little drunker I guess and they are underage and couldn't drink so things must have been very very funny, and I'm going to talk to Jill later and get her take on the event. 
Brian and I. The camera strap fell in front of the flash as we were taking this picture, I liked it. Like my wig? It took me literally hours to pick out this wig. It was between this one and a Lime green bob that glowed in blacklight. That was too normal for me, so I went with the Farrah Fawcett wig. 
Jarrod and I. P.S. I look like Hedwig. I have always said I hope people think I look like a drag queen. What's more flattering? I don't know. 
I wish this picture wasn't blurry. The shot gang shot.
Andy and Edie. Aren't these the best people ever? Love it. I believe Alex heated up that soup later and it was served with grilled cheese sandwiches. I think...things were VERY fuzzy at this point.
Holla! These are my bitches! Marlon(sp?), Patty, Bailey, and John! Dig Patricks moustache!? He looks like a molester! And Bailey looked (in her words) flossy. She had on the coolest jumpsuit ever!!!!
Literally, I don't remember this picture being taken. Literally. I do remember going into the bathroom and putting red lipstick under my nose and stumbling around and telling everyone I'd "done too much coke." I also remember trying to tell Ale (bossman) that I had gotten a nose bleed earlier that morning and I thought it was appropriate for the evenings events. But I wound up saying, "Ale, this morning I had a nose job. I mean blow job. I mean nose bleed." If that gives out any indication of my level of intoxication. It was hilarious. I did not fall down at all that night though. I think thanks to Joey a little. He helped me walk around towards the end of the night I think.
Muh girls!!! I realized of late that I am always, always surrounded by boys. My life is a sausage fest. And these girls save my life. By providing estrogen into the air around me. Thank you ladies. You do more than you know.
The boys were dancing. Patrick said it looks like Joey is being chased by a zombie.
And this looks even more like Joey is being attacked by a superfly 70's disco zombie.
Taylor rockin those 3-D glasses. At this point I think I told Jessica to please take my camera because I was going to break it. Cause it was hard to walk.
Kerri is a brick house. She's mighty mighty.
The boys are about to kiss. Also I kissed alot of girls that night. I think 4. Or 5.
The Buck.
Friend groups unite.
Friend groups unite II.
Eric provided some lovely coffee that made my wig smell like coffee.
Marlon power. I love Marlon. 
Aww, these guys. After this we went to Alex and Jro's for some after party. I had an AMAZING party! Thanks to all that came out. It was a great night, on literally every level. I had a great night. I love a party, it's a legitimate reason to let my boobs hang out. Love,
Hedwig.
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